communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped
*maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*
Naruto: Wow, I can't believe it's really been 15 years--and you've been with me the whole time! I couldn't have done it without you!
Naruto: A lot of stuff has happened, and you were with me through all of it. The good stuff... and the bad stuff, too. But it all turned out okay in the end! I'm glad you were here to see it!
Naruto: I just wanted to say thank you for sticking with me all the way, and for everything else you did, for all of us...
Sakura: Thank you for growing up with me--with hard work and dedication you can accomplish anything!
Kakashi: Thanks for helping this old man finally do something right for once. Remember to always protect your comrades, no matter what.
Sai: Thank you for being my friend.
Hinata: T-thank you, for never giving up, no matter what!
Shino: Thank you for remembering me.
Kiba: For, uh--
Akamaru: Bark! Bark!
Choji: Thanks for all the snacks, and for watching me bring out my true strength when I needed it.
Shikamaru: For trusting me, even though it's a total drag...
Ino: For remembering I'm just as strong as Shikamaru and Choji and a billion times cuter!
Lee: Thank you all for staying by my side even when things seemed bad! You can do anything if you train hard enough!
Guy: For living everyday full of YOUTH!
Tenten: For helping me get stronger and putting up with my ridiculous teammates...
Neji: Thank you for letting me live.
Minato & Kushina: Thank you for looking after our son!
Gaara: For giving me a second chance.
Sasuke: (Naruto punches his shoulder)
Sasuke: ...Thank you for never giving up on me...
Naruto: Thank you for everything! I owe all of you a big, steaming bowl of Ichiraku ramen! And even though it might seem like it's over I promise I'll never forget you. I made a lot of new friends these 15 years and that includes each and every one of you!
Naruto: Let's see... did I forget anything?
Naruto: Oh! Right!
Naruto: Thank you for believing in me!